Our esteemed leader. Creator of the ideas that guide the Brotherhood along our path to enlightenment. He also like to wear women's underwear and sing "Me and My Shadow" while talking to used Kleenex. For this, we love him. APPLICATION - "Um... I'm the leader. I don't need no damn application."

The mighty Webmaster of Katan.com. The Almighty Power in Everything that is Coding and Design. Has severe problems with his ego. Crys when he watches "Natural Born Killers". An by the picture in his profile, also has a problem with women's clothing. APPLICATION - "Hi... I am Web-Buddy Bob. I like to make crappy web pages that get viewed by a total of 8 people on the internet. Wooooo boy. I like cheese. I do. A lot. Chhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeseeeeeeeee.

The Prize Patrol. In charge of all the groovy gifts and prizes available at Katan.com. Has one helluva gorgeous wife. We all would like to 'play canasta' with her , but Brother Trent doesn't play nicely with others. Has an obsession for the Michigan Wolverines, Miller Lite, and for getting drunk... again. APPLICATION - "Um... I'd like to be a member. I have no life. Um... gooooo Michigan!! God, I'm pathetic."

Another Techno-Geek, but with some more... well, 'unique' talents. Safe to say, most Peruvian chemists know Brother Parker by either his first name, or simply by "El Bong King". Master of Corderoy, Dirty T-Shirt, and the Flying Wedge Chop. Likes to dance like a bitch for Brothers' Katan and Turner. APPLICATION - "East-side yeaah-YEAAH!! I'd like to send shots out to all my druggies and bitches down with seven times six zero!!! Wait... only 5 people know what the fuck that means. Nevermind. Where's my bong...."

Need for speed freak. One of the few members to date that doesn't spend 100% of his time on a computer... just 95%. Racer Extrodinaire. Loves pulling power slides at 90mph in nothing but leopard skin Tiger-Roos. Women drip off of him, that is, unless he eats that hamburger with the onions. APPLICATION - "Please, please, please, please, please, please, please find me animal porn movies... I, um... they aren't for me... yeah. That's it."

The young 'un member of the Brotherhood, Brother Hughes is resident 'punk' and alcoholic wanna-be ( Katan is the true drunk here ). We do evny him as he has some many bitches hanging off of him, he forgets their names. Of course, one of them is his mom, but we don't discriminate here. APPLICATION - "Damnit, is my application EVER gonna go through?! I need PORN!!!"

Owns a large share in the white t-shirt industry and has a trademark on "CMB" ( or is it BMB? ) Has a serious problem with Vodka and nasty broads frisking him looking for $20 bucks in bad weed. He shouldn't complain, at least he didn't have to actually talk to that ho. Master of the "Weak-assed slide shot" ( yes, we all know it's coming ) APPLICATION - "'Sup homeys? Cash Money Brothers in the house!! Hey, have I shown you my new cell phone antenna? It's sweet... it came all the way from China for just $4 bucks!! Isn't that cool?"

Pathetic pornographer wanna-be, Brother Miller aspires for what Katan and Brother Turner already have: multi-terabyte archives of boobs. Insane fetish for Kate Winslet ( mmm, hairy armpit ), seeks enlightenment through sleeping all day long on his keyboard ( like Katan ). Another member saddled with wife and kids, and just like other 'doomed' members, his family is way cooler than he is. APPLICATION - "Hmmm... my nutsaq appears to be hanging out. Dang, I hate when that happens. Little help?"