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function potterism()
{
    var sayings = new Array( "horse hockey!",
			     "mule fritters!",
			     "monkey muffins!",
			     "buffalo bagels!",
			     "buffalo chips!",
			     "pigeon pellets!",
			     "pony pucks!",
			     "beaver biscuits!",
			     "cow cookies!",
			     "bull cookies!",
			     "pig feathers!",
			     "road apples!",
			     "hot sausage!",
			     "hot mustard!",
			     "jumpin' jodphurs!",
			     "sufferin' saddlesoap!",
			     "sufferin' sheepdip!",
			     "shiverin' shinbones!",
			     "holy hemostat!",
			     "busload of bushwah!",
			     "sweet limburger...",
			     "sweet Nefertiti...",
			     "Geeze Louise!",
			     "Great Gatsby!",
			     "Great Caesar's Ghost...",
			     "Great Mother McCree...",
			     "What in Hanna's Hell...",
			     "Where in the name of Carrie's Corset...",
			     "What in the name of Sweet Fanny Adams...",
			     "What in the name of Marco 'BLESSED' Polo...",
			     "What in the name of Samuel Hill...",
			     "What in the name of Great Caesar's Salad...",
			     "What in the name of George Armstrong Custer...",
			     "Katan is a giant pussy!",
			     "Brother Turner is one handsome fella..." );

    var key = Math.floor( ( Math.random() * sayings.length ) );

    alert( 'Colonel Potter says, "' + sayings[key] + '"\n' );

    return false;
}