To all of you Wintel users who brag about your 2+ GHz systems and say how much "faster" it is than our [Macintosh] systems... I'd like to quote Steve Jobs, "BITCH! My telephone is 900MHz!!! WHO CARES?!?!?!"

Welcome to the Brotherhood of Katan!!

This site is painfully boring. We apologize for the complete lack of any interesting content and for the wasted bandwidth we consume to push this complete schlock to the masses. And by masses, I mean the 12 people that show up to download "dog.avi" ( yes, we know who you are, you sick fucks ).

If, by chance, you are not one of these people, please... by all means... poke around. Just don't hope for much.


The more interesting stuff...
THE single funniest thing on the internet... really: Strong Bad Email #36

New: the Katan.com Download Speed test!! Very accurate!!

For people picking a ISP: The Katan.com Rating System

Looking for Ramon and Jennifer's Team Zero71z website? Go here

We now have a few banners available!!! If you would like to have one, please go here to get one.
[ Should be noted that these aren't all "work safe", if you know what I mean. ]


My new favorite quote: "If the word 'hate' was reduced to the size of a quark
and engraved one million times on every electron in the universe it would not
begin to express a billionth of the hate I feel for [Laura Betterly]."
Find out why



CONVICTED

    --Our Members!! Check here to see who we really are and what we do when not slaving over this place. Most of us will have or do have pictures, so you get to see our ugly mugs as well. If you join the Brotherhood, you also get to have space here for whatever you see fit. We also get to put your picture up too... we all need to laff once in a while as well.


FEEDING YOU BULL

    --The story of Katan. Why we are all here... or at least the best we could come up with in the drunken stupor we were in when we came up with this whole shing-ding.


IMG SRC = "/Images/blackSpacer.GIF" WIDTH = "6" HEIGHT = "16" BORDER = "0"> GOOD READING

    --Our rather complete text section. We have scoured the Internet and the Real World (yes, we really did go out there) to find the most funny, the most bizzare, or the just plain weird. Fortunately, we got to do a lot of this on someone else's penny;) Gotta love it.


BLACKMAIL

    --Images, pictures, embarrasing blackmail. It's a wonderful thing, this Internet... where else can you get stinkin' drunk, get one picture taken.... and your mom 3 states away knows about it before your hang-over is gone? Ahh... the Internet.


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    --You name it, and if it didn't have a category above, it's here. Everything from downloads of crazy shareware to stuff we dig up that just doesn't fit really anywhere. Expect this area to be just a tad green for a while as we set it up. If you'd like to help, or if you have something for us to put here, drop a line.


OTHER PLACES

    --If you ever feel the need to actually leave the Brotherhood, here are some of the places we like to frequent while we surf at our jobs... er... our free time... yeah, that's it, our free time.


This site created entirely by members of the Brotherhood of Katan. Email the Webmaster at webmaster@katan.com
All solicitations must go though this address.
Copyright 1998-2002 -- tBOK

        

Tina the Troubled Teen

Bling Bling!!

What up pimps n' bitches?

Glad you stopped by, although I don't know why... This site sucks. A lot. There are a lot of other sites that are much more prepared to serve you than this one.

But we're glad to have you anyways.

--Brother Turner

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